ABURI DONYA DORICE

Thank you, Hon. Speaker. I am interested in the Departmental Committee on Transport and Infrastructure because last week you told them to give me an answer today. I prepared and even combed my hair out of excitement that I would receive a reply today. How am I going home? You...

Thank you, Hon. Speaker. I participated in drama while I was in primary school, high school and college before I joined university. In fact, I was the best character. I am still the best character even in Bunge. I have been doing this satire thing. I will just say it...

Hon. Temporary Speaker, Hon. Kaluma has just entered the Chamber. (Loud consultations)

They should not summarise but avoid repetition. We are hearing the same thing all the time.

Thank you, Hon. Speaker. From Kisii County, I also rise to send my message of condolence to the people of Kajiado County. In most cases when Members introduce themselves and say they are doing their third term as nominated Members, it does not sync well with our ears. If one...

I do not think he can give an answer in two weeks. Why? I made a Request for Statement before we went for recess, and he said he was going to give a response in two weeks, which ends today yet he is not even in the House. I doubt...

Thank you, Hon. Deputy Speaker. I rise to support Hon. Chonga’s Petition. When he was reading the Petition, I went through the documents that Kenyans receive which have problems starting with education certificates. People use fake certificates and nothing is done about it. People have fake marriage and birth certificates....

No, Hon. Deputy Speaker.

Thank you, Hon. Temporary Speaker. Indeed, the opportunity to talk to our young ones is a privilege. Sometimes, we always have meetings with women and the elderly when we are in the village. They tell us: “Hon. Members, when you get an opportunity, tell our young kids to go slow...

Hon. Speaker, pursuant to the provisions of Standing Order 44 (2) (c) , I rise to request a Statement from the Chairperson of the Departmental Committee on Agriculture and Livestock regarding the payment of annual bonuses to tea farmers. Tea farming is a major economic activity in Kenya, contributing significantly...

On a point of order, Hon. Speaker. Hon. Donya, what is out of order? Hon. Speaker, I rise on Standing Order An accident? Yes, a serious one. Where? In the Departmental Committee on Transport and Infrastructure. We have 15 Members and there is only one lady. That is an accident...

It is me. Hon. Donya, is it on the same issue? That one is closed. No! What is it? Thank you, Hon. Speaker. You have guided us. However, now that our leaders have spoken, it is good to always give them an opportunity to echo their points. Sometimes, they can...

Hon. Temporary Speaker, is Hon. Kajwang’ in order to say that as we debate the National Dialogue Committee (NADCO) Report, we are only legislating on how women will share seats? In any case, whether elected or nominated to Parliament, women leaders are the voices of reason for their people. We...

Thank you, Hon. Temporary Speaker. I have seen that we have so many girls in the Gallery. As mothers, it is good to give them a word to keep them moving. Our girls up there, Mama County from Kisii wants you to know that your superpower is education. Money cannot...

Hon. Temporary Speaker, pursuant to the provisions of Standing Order 44 (2) (c) , I rise to request for a statement from the Chairperson of the Departmental Committee on Transport and Infrastructure regarding the utilisation of the Fuel Levy Fund on maintenance, rehabilitation and development of the country's road network....

Hon. Baya is telling me that I have debated my statement request. Does he understand the difference between ‘debating’ and ‘stating something?’ I stated something. I did not debate my statement request. I know you are used to Kiswahili, but come for English lessons.

Thank you, Hon. Temporary Speaker. I support Hon. Masara for bringing this very important Bill. Security is like food. When there is peace, the country is happy. After I cleared high school, I visited my aunt, but I will not mention where she lived. Her husband was a police officer....

Hon. Baya does not know that Hon. Donya says it as it is. I was referring to conjugal rights. Is that okay with you? (Applause)

He is now seated. I was explaining that children are like magnets. They tap everything…. (An hon. Member raised his hand) Why are you interrupting me when I am putting across a very good point regarding our police officers? Since we have the Affordable Housing Programme, we can start by...